Monkephant

What is Monkephant?


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a monkephant is a mammal that has the size and long nose of an elephant and the fur, tail and aposable thumbs of a monkey. Monkephants can be found in their native homeland deep in the equatorial rainforests of Africa eating banananas and swinging from trees while creating much havoc. Monkephants do NOT make good househeld pets. Ever.

That child is behaving like a goddamned monkephant.


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