What is Monkey Bar?
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(verb) to hold on to one relationship until another is firmly in hand.
Whiny Guy: Lisa cheated on me with James! And now they're going out!
Friend: Wasn't she going out with Adam when you started hooking up with her?
Whiny Guy: Well yeah, but they were on the rocks anyway.
Friend: She always monkey bars her way through boyfriends. You should have seen this coming a mile away, loser.
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2.
"Gin Joint" where less evolved men demonstrate their place in the
Faye: Let's go to that
bar Trixie told us about...
Tammy: You know Trixie has terrible taste! That place is a Monkey Bar...all the guys there are
jerks !
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Random Words:
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A word I made up (because I'm just THAT cool) that I use to affirm statements or ideas, much to the delight of my gay uncle.
Him: ..
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Knowingly feeling/rubbing a girl's boobies with your elbow or arms, especially in crowded quarters such as a bar.
Jake got some el..
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The warning label on the sides of disposable butane lighters that say "Do not keep lit for over 30 seconds" are there for a go..
