What is Monkey Bar?
1.
(verb) to hold on to one relationship until another is firmly in hand.
Whiny Guy: Lisa cheated on me with James! And now they're going out!
Friend: Wasn't she going out with Adam when you started hooking up with her?
Whiny Guy: Well yeah, but they were on the rocks anyway.
Friend: She always monkey bars her way through boyfriends. You should have seen this coming a mile away, loser.
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2.
"Gin Joint" where less evolved men demonstrate their place in the
Faye: Let's go to that
bar Trixie told us about...
Tammy: You know Trixie has terrible taste! That place is a Monkey Bar...all the guys there are
jerks !
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