Monkey Bar

What is Monkey Bar?


1.

(verb) to hold on to one relationship until another is firmly in hand.

Whiny Guy: Lisa cheated on me with James! And now they're going out!

Friend: Wasn't she going out with Adam when you started hooking up with her?

Whiny Guy: Well yeah, but they were on the rocks anyway.

Friend: She always monkey bars her way through boyfriends. You should have seen this coming a mile away, loser.

See monkeybar, monkey barring

2.

"Gin Joint" where less evolved men demonstrate their place in the Primate hierarchy.

Faye: Let's go to that barTrixie told us about...

Tammy: You know Trixie has terrible taste! That place is a Monkey Bar...all the guys there are jerks!

See ape, chimp, watering hole, dive


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