What is Monkey Barring?
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verb; to set up another relationship before the present one is over
just as monkeys dont let go of one branch til they have another in sight, some girls/guys dont let go of a relationship until they've found the next
ie .. "that bitch melissa is totally monkey barring her boyfriend with that new guy, what a fucking whore"
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The act of diarrheating excessively into a magnum-sized condom, tying the condom, and popping it over your mate's face.
Guy: Hey, ..
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Dingles of crap left behing after you wipe. Often found in hairy butts.
Aww dude, wipe man! I can smell your crap dingles from here!
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