What is Monkey Bite?
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another name for a big nasty purple hickey. Typically found on or near the neck.
Nice monkey bite dude!! Who'd you go out with last night?
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To bite someone in affection- generally on the neck. Monkey Bites can vary in terms of severity; they could be a huge purple hickey, or just a sweet nip on the neck. Some can leave teeth marks. Some don't.
My boyfriend's into monkey bites, so usually after I leave his place I look like a bear attacked me.
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When a guy bites a girl's clit.
Girl: "He was at my house eating me out and monkey bit me."
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Vanessa screamed "OWW, He monkey bit me!"
Monkey Bite
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A type of physical affliction closely resembling a pinch. Most often accompanied by a high-pitched cry of "MONKEY BIIIITE!!!"
"MONKEY BIIIITE!!!"
-Michael Sue
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American — Origin (?-1990's on)
A welt, blister, sore or rash located on the inner thigh—typically caused by the thighs rubbing together and, therefore, appearing on both legs. Common to men in shorts, those indulging on long walks in hot and/or humid weather, runners and fatties. Also applicable to welts, bruises or injuries caused by vigorous oral suction on the thighs or elsewhere on the body.
See also: hicky
Damn, I've been on my feet all day and I got this nasty-ass monkey bite. Hand me the Desitin.
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To grab another male's genitalia and squeeze it, whilst yelling "Monkeee" at the top of your lungs. For details on doing this to a female, see the definition for CAMEL CLUTCH. A monkey bite that lasts over 1 second is called a MO-NKEY RONKEY.
Man, Jamey almost keeled over when Mark gave him that monkey bite! Poor Jamey, his nuts are in a wringer.
