Monkey Blocker

What is Monkey Blocker?

similar to cock blocking except used in instances where you are prevented from masturbating or "spanking your monkey"

shawns wife and kid are huge monkey blockers.

See masturbation, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken

Ninjesus

1. a combonation of ninja and jesus used in order to show exapiration ninjesus what the did you do now roy See damn, holy shit, holycrap,..

Para Suicide

1. When someone who is paralyzed tries to kill themself. You know Linda in a wheelchair commited para suicide last night,she cut her wrist..

Boberry

1. A North West Norwich MC. Extremly funny. He is known for his wiggerish behaivour in public and is the most respected kid in Norwich. Yo..

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