Monkey Blocker

What is Monkey Blocker?

similar to cock blocking except used in instances where you are prevented from masturbating or "spanking your monkey"

shawns wife and kid are huge monkey blockers.

See masturbation, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken

Feinerman

1. A man who is literally the finer of men. A large penis and long hanging testicles make him more of a horse than man, however his sense o..

Yanakanus

1. A young person who possesses an annoying, pain-in-the bootynature. "That Jack dude, he's such a yanakanus" See shithead..

Hypnokronic

1. Adj. 1. sparkly (see chud) 2. of or pertaining to the state of hypnokronic 3. a definition that defines three things at once Harry ..

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