Monkey Blocker

What is Monkey Blocker?

similar to cock blocking except used in instances where you are prevented from masturbating or "spanking your monkey"

shawns wife and kid are huge monkey blockers.

See masturbation, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken

Vorspiel

1. Closely linked to the nachspiel it is a party taking place before you go out on the town. usually taking palce in a private residence th..

Ashleo

1. the best thing since sliced bread. I love Ashleo more than I love my family. See ashleo, sex, drugs, color, fat..

Metaphorical Chess

1. -Usually between a man and a woman. it is far more complicated then conventional chess, take all the board games u know and put them on..

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