Monkey Boner Edit Meaning

1. WHEN YOU RUN THE 40 YARD DASH, WEARING MOCCASINS, ON CEMENT, AND FALL AND SKIN YOUR KNEE DUDE, BOB TOTALLY DID A MIKE D YESTERDAY.... W..

1. To be in a great deal of pain. Damn, when Frank was drunk, he slipped on the ice and hit his noggin on the cement. He was in the hurt ..

1. When you are having sex with a girl then ejaculate on her ear. You proceed to slap her across the face so that it splatters everywhere...