Monkey Boner

What is Monkey Boner?

Used to define someone acting like a retard

Hey John was making love to a duck, yeah hes sucj a monkey boner

Hump Rash

1. n) The resulting rash left between the tops of one's thighs after a prolonged hump (hike). Legs rubbing together, with the addition..

Eggiot

1. When you take a dump, Run out of the bathroom (still with pants down) and shout 'I am lord of the dance' then, you are an Eggi..

Goo Gobbler

1. Goo gobbler is a phrase used to descrbe some one who swallows sperm after giving a blow job. Look at her lips! I bet she is a great goo..

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