What is Monkey Bumps?
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A playful name for a lady's breasts.
Man: I'm bored.
Lady: Do you wanna get naked and play with my monkey bumps?
Man: <gets naked>
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the red bumps left behind by a women who used a dull razor to trim the bush
That chick was hot but she had some gnarly monkey bumps
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A person whos facial features are not of the eye candy variety.
"I pulled a rhinocrocadilapig last night"..
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Weaving in traffic becuase you are facebooking from your phone; similar to texting while driving only with more animation and photo uplo..
