What is Monkey Bumps?
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A playful name for a lady's breasts.
Man: I'm bored.
Lady: Do you wanna get naked and play with my monkey bumps?
Man: <gets naked>
2.
the red bumps left behind by a women who used a dull razor to trim the bush
That chick was hot but she had some gnarly monkey bumps
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Paying a lot of money for what your told is a "good" vodka to have it turn out to be $8 shitty russian vodka
The girls gave D..
