Monkey Bumps

What is Monkey Bumps?

1.

A playful name for a lady's breasts.

Man: I'm bored.

Lady: Do you wanna get naked and play with my monkey bumps?

Man: <gets naked>

2.

the red bumps left behind by a women who used a dull razor to trim the bush

That chick was hot but she had some gnarly monkey bumps

See razor burn, razor bumps, ouchies, speed bumps

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