Monkey Bumps

What is Monkey Bumps?


1.

A playful name for a lady's breasts.

Man: I'm bored.

Lady: Do you wanna get naked and play with my monkey bumps?

Man: <gets naked>

2.

the red bumps left behind by a women who used a dull razor to trim the bush

That chick was hot but she had some gnarly monkey bumps

See razor burn, razor bumps, ouchies, speed bumps


48

Random Words:

1. Asshole or butthole; anal sex It's a tight squeeze into anal pointe! See asshole, ass, butthole, butt, anal sex..
1. Origin: Medway area of England. When a person is trying to give up smoking but cannot help but give into their/or have cravings for nic..
1. A pimp with undeniable awesomness Normile snapped his fingers! Everyone on your knees! See Dylan..
Book Banner