Monkey Chuffer

What is Monkey Chuffer?

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.

Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.

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