Monkey Claw Edit Meaning

1.

A fart that feels like your colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys.

"The monkey claw is smelly"

2.

A fart that feels like your anus and sphincter are being torn apart by a thousand monkeys!

Aaaagh! I've been farting all day and my arse is sore from the Monkey Claw I did after that curry!

3.

The kind of fart that burns your butthole. It feels like a monkey with really sharp claws is trying to claw it's way out of your anus. Usually the result of consuming spicy Mexican food. "Don't lie and say you've never had a fart like this... everyone has!"

I thought I was going to have to take a huge dump because of all that Mexican food I ate. Instead I just farted about ten monkey claws.

See fart, monkey, claw, butthole, anus

4.

Getting one or two fingers stuck diretly into ones armpit. Usually followed by laughter and/or peeing of the pants.

Instead of going to Target, Mike and Julie just sat around and gave each other Monkey Claws all afternoon.

See armpit, donkey punch, moon cricket, popeye, arm

5.

Monkey Clawing is when you speedily pull your pants down, shit in your hand, and proceed to chuck your feces at someone. Just like some monkeys do at the zoo, they poo in their hands and then throw it at humans passing by.

Normally done to someone in which you have a strong hatred for. This usually takes place outside, as you wouldn't want to get shit all over the inside of a building.

John: Dude Jill keyed my car, I'm going to Monkey Claw her"

Joe: Hell yeah dude! Let me get the camcorder!"

Mike: AWESOME! JOHN'S GOING TO BUST A MONKEY CLAW!

See monkey, claw, poo, shit, gorilla, feces, throw

6.

This innovative handshake involves no shaking. Take your hand and extend your fingers as though your hand was laying flat on a table. Curl the tips of your fingers and thumb back in a manner similar to scratching someones eyeballs out. You now have the "claw".

For the actual handshake, interlock two "claws". One person extends their claw, palm facing the ground, and greets the other person by saying "monkey claw". The recipient also extends their claw, palm facing the ground, and interlocks their knuckles with those on the greeting claw.

The tried and true monkey claw results in a snapping sound that happens when the two people squeeze knuckles and pull the claw apart.

Jr.: What up Hollywood?

Hollywood: aww, ya know

(they exchange the monkey claw at this point and know that it is the best way to greet true friends)

See handshake