What is Monkey Crotch?
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A condition caused by any activity that results in a mans underwear becoming wet for a sustained period, resulting in chafing, redness, and a yeast colony growing on the scrotum.
This results in painful burning and itching, with incessant pulling at the groin for relief.
Working in the sun all day gave me monkey crotch.
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A woman who enjoys having sex upside-down.
"Man, she was a total inversion layer, she was all "hold my legs,hold my legs"..
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A simple plan with a high success rate, but you must not tell ANYONE what it is.
Thinkin' of a Master Plan, ...... what u doin tod..
