Monkey Crotch

What is Monkey Crotch?


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A condition caused by any activity that results in a mans underwear becoming wet for a sustained period, resulting in chafing, redness, and a yeast colony growing on the scrotum.

This results in painful burning and itching, with incessant pulling at the groin for relief.

Working in the sun all day gave me monkey crotch.

See sweaty, nasty, yeast, funkynuts, money


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