Monkey Crunk

What is Monkey Crunk?

To get so drunk that you are overcome with the ability to have sex with a monkey

Craig got so monkey crunked, he started his car and drove to the zoo.

Dining With Royalty

1. Taking a girl on a cheap dinner date, involving resturants that have royal names. e.g. Burger King, Dairy Queen, etc. I was flat brok..

Chocolate Life Saver

1. Your asshole , or bunghole Wash your chocolate life saver. See asshole, butthole, bunghole, dirtbox, leather cheerio..

Fatman Scoop

1. firstly derived from the word phat, later adding the man scoop. Very unlike the 'rapper' fatman scoop, who is just a fat twat..

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