Monkey Cuddle

What is Monkey Cuddle?


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When a person who has the habitus of a monkey hugs you in bed and wraps their tail (i.e. free leg) around you. Very warming, like an electric blanket.

On cold nights, my boo monkey cuddles me, and I feel toasty and horny.

See hugs, cuddles, cuddling, monkey, tail


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