Monkey Custard

What is Monkey Custard?

Jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man mess, sperm. The white stuff that is thrown from a spam javelin after a furious warm up

He poured his monkey custard over her love muffin

See cum, jizz, spunk, sperm

Eloguent

1. The translation of "ballin" for a majority-literate audience. (coined by Master P) Yo shawty, yo crip is eloguent..

Creepertastic

1. (n): a person who exemplifies all the qualities of a creeper fantastically, one who creeps, or is creepy very well. "Did you see t..

Swtss

1. Stands for "stupid short wording type style" where my friends Becky and Amanda shorten words like schedule to sched and they t..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Monkey Custard Edit Meaning