Monkey Custard

What is Monkey Custard?

Jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man mess, sperm. The white stuff that is thrown from a spam javelin after a furious warm up

He poured his monkey custard over her love muffin

See cum, jizz, spunk, sperm

Farewell

1. a synonym for goodbye. Farewell to you my love. 2. another word for goodbye that derives from the vikings, from the norwegian words: ..

Risk Wank

1. Masturbation when likely to get caught. See danger wank Richard, deciding to see what a risk wank was really like, dropped his trouser..

Oh Seen

1. A daft phrase used by Riaz in order to communicate when something has been understood. ME "Hey Riaz, I heard you shoved a carrot u..

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