Monkey Custard

What is Monkey Custard?

Jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man mess, sperm. The white stuff that is thrown from a spam javelin after a furious warm up

He poured his monkey custard over her love muffin

See cum, jizz, spunk, sperm

Phink

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Xsponse

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Zipper Cut

1. The act of getting a mans penis or testicles caught in his pants zipper. Oh my god, I got the worst zipper cut after susie gave me hed...

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