Monkey Custard

What is Monkey Custard?

Jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man mess, sperm. The white stuff that is thrown from a spam javelin after a furious warm up

He poured his monkey custard over her love muffin

See cum, jizz, spunk, sperm

New Divide

1. A song released for the second Transformers movie. It follows the hit release from the first Transformers movie, What I've done. G..

Nump/nuwt

1. Obnoxious party-invite acronyms, as in No Ugly Men, Please/No Ugly Women, Thanks. Hope you can make it tomorrow night. Remember, NUMP/N..

Extreme Dares

1. You need a groupe of people (3 or more) who put money in (e.g a tenner). Each team mate then gets given extreme dares. They have 3 li..

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