Monkey Custard

What is Monkey Custard?

Jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man mess, sperm. The white stuff that is thrown from a spam javelin after a furious warm up

He poured his monkey custard over her love muffin

See cum, jizz, spunk, sperm

In A Heap

1. In a bad state. In a state of severe dilapidation. See banjaxed, in bits, rag order. I can't go outside the door today. I'm i..

Queer-bait

1. Probably a male homosexual, but not necessarily. A queer-bait is someone who is always on homosexuals' "GAYDAR". Dude! I..

Darvon Cocktail

1. A combination of painkillers and/or alcohol used to commit suicide. Often times prescribed by doctor's who believe in the "ri..

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