Monkey Custard

What is Monkey Custard?

Jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man mess, sperm. The white stuff that is thrown from a spam javelin after a furious warm up

He poured his monkey custard over her love muffin

See cum, jizz, spunk, sperm

Tinx

1. when you want to say thanks sarcastically. 'i hate you and you smell' 'tinx' See thanks, tinx 2. The expressio..

Izer

1. An Izer is a male who disrespects women by sleeping around, playing games,or macking on biddies. In other words he is a the equivalent o..

Beaster

1. The act of licking or eating out one's ass and or asshole. This act was invented by Todd Beaster. 1. I don't got your 20 dol..

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