Monkey Custard

What is Monkey Custard?


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Jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man mess, sperm. The white stuff that is thrown from a spam javelin after a furious warm up

He poured his monkey custard over her love muffin

See cum, jizz, spunk, sperm


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