Monkey Custard

What is Monkey Custard?

Jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man mess, sperm. The white stuff that is thrown from a spam javelin after a furious warm up

He poured his monkey custard over her love muffin

See cum, jizz, spunk, sperm

Life-force

1. The gooey milky stuff we all come from. Also a company that collect jizz. Yeah... and then she drained the lifeforce right out of me i..

Frozen Food Nubbies

1. The automatic hardening and perking of the female nipples when at the grocery store shopping in the frozen food section. Chaz: Dude, co..

University Of North Texas

1. The Mean Green fighting eagles. Known for its music and education departments. LIKE FOR INSTANCE, THE GUY ON AMERICAN IDOL...UNT ALUM. T..

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