Monkey Custard

What is Monkey Custard?

Jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man mess, sperm. The white stuff that is thrown from a spam javelin after a furious warm up

He poured his monkey custard over her love muffin

See cum, jizz, spunk, sperm

W.u.i.m.d.

1. Woke Up Inside My Dad The Unfortunate act of becoming sickeninly drunk, and waking up inside your dad. "dude, i got retarded off ..

G Five

1. A high five to the forehead. Similar to the "Coulda had a V-8" commericials. "Ouch, I just got G fived!" See g-5, ..

Oose

1. An outburst of orgasmic sexual energy. OMG I had a really loud oose and my girlfriend dumped me because of it! :( See orgasm, sex, lou..

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