Monkey Custard

What is Monkey Custard?

Jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man mess, sperm. The white stuff that is thrown from a spam javelin after a furious warm up

He poured his monkey custard over her love muffin

See cum, jizz, spunk, sperm

Kick The Tires

1. to make a quick, superficial inspection of something Just before I stated to kick the tires a loud scream was uttered by someone in the..

Quadtard

1. An operator of a four wheeled Off-Highway Vehicle. These operators can be recognised by the following traits: -Only ventures out to th..

Muish

1. Mums under influenced sex hyponosis That woman over that is a muish See mums, sex, influence, under 2. The offspring of a Muslim and..

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