Monkey Custard

What is Monkey Custard?

Jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man mess, sperm. The white stuff that is thrown from a spam javelin after a furious warm up

He poured his monkey custard over her love muffin

See cum, jizz, spunk, sperm

Quality Vs Quantity

1. A hella ugly lookin dude with a huge dick vs a hella good lookin dude with a chode i dont think u want an example 2. A pathetic excus..

Kachh

1. A word used as a replacement for swearing. Originated from me playing kingdom hearts at my friends house. GRRRRRRRR KACHH! Stupid Cerve..

Ipiz

1. Slang term used for Apple's iPod. "Yo Guy, where's my iPiz?" -Randy See Johnny Cool Guy..

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