What is Monkey Dick?
1.
Colorful term for a Vienna sausage, probably military slang. Compare to
Let's open a can of monkey dicks. I'm in the mood for
pig in a blanket .
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2.
Breakfast sausage or sausage links. This term is used in military chow halls and prisons.
Let's cook eggs and monkey dicks for breakfast.
3.
a bluetooth headset in some ones ear.
bluetooth guy: "Yes Jim, We are hitting an all time record on the charts! We should celebrate with crumpets and tea my lad."
random guy: "Hey dude, are you talking to me?"
bluetooth guy: "No sir, I am not, I am on the phone."
random guy: "You don't look like you're on the phone, pull that Monkey Dick out of your ear you fag!"
bluetooth guy: "Oh my, how atrocious you are! *faints*"
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4.
an idiot,or dumb ass
your such a monkey dick
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5.
A black man's cock that is around 12 inches or longer.
Cam: Yonna loves them monkey dicks
Chris: I can believe that for how loose that mother fuckin kitty is.
Paige: Cam i hear u have a MD?
Cam: Maybe maybe not!!!
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6.
A small primitive turd-burgler, who has dysfunctional shoulders. And a horrible tendancy to become increasingly annoying until your testicles explode.
"Matt Couldridge" Shrivenham
