Monkey Dick Edit Meaning

1.

Colorful term for a Vienna sausage, probably military slang. Compare to foreskins on toast.

Let's open a can of monkey dicks. I'm in the mood for pig in a blanket.

See foreskin, snack, tasty

2.

Breakfast sausage or sausage links. This term is used in military chow halls and prisons.

Let's cook eggs and monkey dicks for breakfast.

3.

a bluetooth headset in some ones ear.

bluetooth guy: "Yes Jim, We are hitting an all time record on the charts! We should celebrate with crumpets and tea my lad."

random guy: "Hey dude, are you talking to me?"

bluetooth guy: "No sir, I am not, I am on the phone."

random guy: "You don't look like you're on the phone, pull that Monkey Dick out of your ear you fag!"

bluetooth guy: "Oh my, how atrocious you are! *faints*"

See monkey dick, bluetooth, headset, cellphone, fag, niggerama

4.

an idiot,or dumb ass

your such a monkey dick

See shit for brains, stupid, jack ass, idiot, dumb ass

5.

A black man's cock that is around 12 inches or longer.

Cam: Yonna loves them monkey dicks

Chris: I can believe that for how loose that mother fuckin kitty is.

Paige: Cam i hear u have a MD?

Cam: Maybe maybe not!!!

See fuck, balls, kitty, monkey dick

6.

A small primitive turd-burgler, who has dysfunctional shoulders. And a horrible tendancy to become increasingly annoying until your testicles explode.

"Matt Couldridge" Shrivenham