What is Monkey Dump?
1.
Taking a random shit in someone's house during a party.
I was cleaning up after the party last night and someone took a monkey dump in my living room.
2.
The act of pooping while in a tree.
I was at the park when some fucker took a monkey dump on me.
I was climbing a tree and had to take a raging shit; so i took a monkey dump on a baby below me.
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