What is Monkey Face?
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a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright darling can i give you a monkey face?"
2.
The act of 'blowing' your man juice onto your ladies face, at which point you 'decorate' the said ladies mess with artfully concealed pubic hair- 'hey presto' MONKEY FACE
Not yet heard of a successful 'application' - guaranteed to get you the sack, could be used as a last 'hurrah'as in a girl you're fed up with;'Do you fancy a Monkey Face?' ...'what's that?..'I'll show you'hey presto-freedom!!
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3.
When a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face.
"Can I monkey face you?"
"Shut up or I will monkey face you!"
"I can't believe he monkey-faced me last night."
"You got monkey-faced!"
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4.
used to insult someone and compare them to a black man or african american who resembled a monkey.
ugliness, african american, insult
Fuck you monkey face!
Look at that monkey face!
Yea your a monkey face!
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5.
A general term used to describe ficticious yet highly deviant sexual practices thought up by sad, desparate individuals in the Clapham area of London.
He described how he had given her a 'jam-rolling', but the guys new it was clearly another monkey face
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6.
When a beard is bristly and thick.
I need to shave my monkey face tomorrow.
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7.
when someone has the face of a monkey.
Michael Jackson looks like he has a monkey face.
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