What is Monkey Facing?
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Before sex, both participators shave each others pubic hair off. When the male reaches the moment of climax, spunks over the woman's face then proceeds to throw the pubes over said woman so they stick. Thus rendering the woman 'monkey faced'.
"Fancy a monkey facing Deidre?"
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verb; To leave a lover's residence, post-coitus, (presumably after a one-night stand) while he or she is sleeping.
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to be tricky or quick with your hands like when magicians try to direct your attention to something else while they do their main trick
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