What is Monkey Facing?
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Before sex, both participators shave each others pubic hair off. When the male reaches the moment of climax, spunks over the woman's face then proceeds to throw the pubes over said woman so they stick. Thus rendering the woman 'monkey faced'.
"Fancy a monkey facing Deidre?"
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n. a parody on creme de la creme, meaning the best of the best or cream of the cream, quim de la quim is the pussy (best) of all pussies..
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a date that does not exist, used to emphasize that something will never happen.
"Alright dude, I'm gonna go to the concert, s..
