What is Monkey Facing?
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Before sex, both participators shave each others pubic hair off. When the male reaches the moment of climax, spunks over the woman's face then proceeds to throw the pubes over said woman so they stick. Thus rendering the woman 'monkey faced'.
"Fancy a monkey facing Deidre?"
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dirty, smelly, and just plain old ugly man. Has a small penis as well. Generally enjoys taking poops in urinals.
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