What is Monkey Facing?
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Before sex, both participators shave each others pubic hair off. When the male reaches the moment of climax, spunks over the woman's face then proceeds to throw the pubes over said woman so they stick. Thus rendering the woman 'monkey faced'.
"Fancy a monkey facing Deidre?"
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someone who talks nonstop but have no clue what they are talking about.
don't pay attention to Sally, she is a yap o' shite...