What is Monkey Five-oh?
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An obscure colloquism referring to the Police (
Origin is unknown, but apparently gives reference to "Hawaii 5-0" (a popular television show of the late 1970s), together with the inherent ape-like qualities associated to low-ranking law enforcers.
"...Quick, turn down the music - Monkey Five-Oh is right outside!"
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Is a name associated with a chap who gets more than his fair share of fanny rudder action.
Christ, that fucking bloke is a fanny magnet..