Monkey Five-oh

What is Monkey Five-oh?


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An obscure colloquism referring to the Police ( Fuzz,Pig, Copper,etc.).

Origin is unknown, but apparently gives reference to "Hawaii 5-0" (a popular television show of the late 1970s), together with the inherent ape-like qualities associated to low-ranking law enforcers.

"...Quick, turn down the music - Monkey Five-Oh is right outside!"


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