Monkey Fuck Edit Meaning

1.

v. to light a cigarette with one that is already burning. (I take issue with the other definition because it does not use the phrase verbally)

Sheila monkey fucked my cigarette.

See Shabba

2.

to light a cigarettewith another cigarette.

say, let me get a monkey fuck off your cigarette.

3.

When you light one cigarette off another cigarette.

Shit dude, my lighters dead... Mind if I get a monkey fuck?

See cigarette, lighter, cig, light, fag

4.

A sexual position where the human with the dick(the monkey fucker) stands on two feet bent over the woman's backside, entering her from behind.

WARNING: this position has a tendancy to create a loud clapping sound. "CLAP CLAP I AM THE MONKEY FUCKER"

Bangbros- Assparade, download the movie "Ride 'em Cowgirl"

Then fast forward to 33m 55s. The MONKEY FUCKER is in the upper right hand corner of the screen.

ENJOY!

See monkey, fuck, sex, ape, nigger, porn, judaism, buttsex, cock

5.

this is for women

you get your man to lay on the bed with a hard on, u then run at door, u grab on to it and fling yourself off it, and you try and land on your partners cock, very pleasurable if you can get it right, the swinging off the door is where the monkey comes from

person1: i gave my partner a monkey fuck last night

person2: wtf

person1: you don't know what it means

person1: (explains it to her)

person2: cool, i might try it

See women, monkey fuck, door, fling, cock, swinging, fuck

6.

Shortened version of the backstage expression "That looked like a monkey fucking a football" -- i.e. "Oh, wow, that was so godawful awkward and stupid that I had to stare at it." Among stage crew and roadies, a monkey fuck is not just any mistake or accident. It's something that you couldn't possibly avoid that forces you to look really stupid in front of a large audience.

"I hear load-in took a while."

"Oh, shit, they got us carts but they were two inches too wide for the passageway, and they only gave us half a crew because we had carts, and the band just got these new super expensive amps, so we had to hand carry them and not bump or drop them, and then the loading dock door jammed so we were carrying them through the front lobby, four house guys on an amp, all bent over like hunchbacks, with a roadie following us and screaming to be careful, and everyone in line buying tickets laughing at us. It was a total monkey fuck."

See monkey, fuck, monkey fucking a football, awkward, mistake, stupid, booboo, backstage, roadie

7.

A drink made with rum, kahlua, and banna liquer

Jamaican Monkey Fuck, Please.

See jon