Monkey Fucked

What is Monkey Fucked?

1.

to wait upon or to be left by a monkey

burch was supposed to come over with a fat one that he owed me but i got monkey fucked

See monkey foot, monkey, foot, fucked, brons

2.

When you have a thought, then something totally ridiculous happens, and you COMPLETELY loose that thought. You were just monkey fucked.

You are sitting at a bar talking about some stupid bullshit, and then a car out side EXPLODES:

Person 1: Yeah man, so I was on my way to...

Car: BOOOOOOM!!

Person 2: Holy shit! ...What were you saying?

Person 1:... I have no idea.

Person 2: You been monkey fucked, fool.

See monkey fuck, bamboozled

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