What is Monkey Fucker?
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v.---in military circles, the "monkey fucker" is an excercise used to warm up for a physical exercise session. The individual or persons performing the Monkey Fucker squat in such a way that their arms go between their legs, and around to the outside of their ankles. the exercise consists of lowering the hips repeatedly, and the appearance this gives is what lends the exercise its name.
Hey, that guy is doing the Monkey Fucker! Damn that shit looks funny!
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A person who is employed by a zoo or research facility to pleasure various primates so sexual tension does not build up to a problematic level.
Fifi is getting horny, she keeps putting bananas inside herself. Page the monkey fucker before the zoo opens.
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A person who has sexual relations with african americans.
did u hear about jenna? yeah that monkey fucker slept with half of the basketball team
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An idiotic person, or somebody you do not like.
"Look at that stupid monkey fucker.God I hate him."
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A person that partakes in Lewd Sexual conduct with Primates ot the Ape and Monkey Families.
Someone born in Nashville.
Pat Kelner is a Monkey Fucker
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N. Singular (Munk-e Fah-ker): An Individual who Engages in Carnal Knowledge/Sexual Intercourse with a Primate of the Monkey family.
Tyler is a monkey fucker, always has been always will be. enough said.
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A person who likes monkeys a little too much.
tanner is a monkey fucker.
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