Monkey Fucking A Football

What is Monkey Fucking A Football?

1.

A helluva lot of action with very little or no result

Applying for fall classes, I had to register with the burser, the advisor, check my prereq.s, and then stand in line, and then I found the class I wanted was closed out. "Man scheduling for classes this morning was like a monkey fucking a football"

See futility, fucking, monkey, useful, football

2.

generally, a disorganized set of events. See cluster fuck.

Bill - Did you go to the concert last night?

John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.

See cluster-fuck, hard, circle-jerk, monkey

3.

When someone is marching out of step (bouncing)

Sgt. Amos: Herte, get your ass in step. You're bouncing like a monkey fucking a football !!

See drilling, marching

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