What is Monkey Hung?
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1. adj. A situation where two adolescent males are discovered naked by camera wielding adolescent females and in the mad scramble to cover their genitals, the boys grab the first thing they could find. Upon later examination of the photo evidence, it is learned that one boy grabbed a 3 foot tall trophy while the other boy grabbed a lame plaster statue of a surfing monkey. The term has grown to mean a feeling of ineptness.
"Wow, after she laughed at me, I really feel like a monkey hung."
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meaning no. bluntly and sarcastically insulting the intelligence of someone asking a stupid question of you. irrelevant or pointless.
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A phrase said while touching someone's nose and smiling like a small child. Usually denotes the lack of any productive activity to ..
