What is Monkey Hung?
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1. adj. A situation where two adolescent males are discovered naked by camera wielding adolescent females and in the mad scramble to cover their genitals, the boys grab the first thing they could find. Upon later examination of the photo evidence, it is learned that one boy grabbed a 3 foot tall trophy while the other boy grabbed a lame plaster statue of a surfing monkey. The term has grown to mean a feeling of ineptness.
"Wow, after she laughed at me, I really feel like a monkey hung."
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Sex without any clothing come off.
Me and Jane had sex last night but I didn't even get to see her naked!
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1.An alcoholic beverage that is a mix of orange juice and vodka.
2. A hairy belly button.
"Jesus! That's one fuzzy naval!
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