What is Monkey Jeans?
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THe most expensive designer jeans next to prada. They are ususally priced at about $400 a pair and have Japanese drawings such as dragons on them. BY FAR THE COOLEST JEANS ON THE MARKET. I only have 1 pair because you have to sell 1 gram to get 1 pair.
I be rollin up in dem red {monkey jeans} and the ladies come up and through me stacks and tities!
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