What is Monkey Job?
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A repetitive task, especially one requiring little or no conscious thought.
Flipping burgers is such a monkey job.
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The act of during sexual intercourse, at the moment of orgasm, defecating into your hand and tossing your excrement into your partner's face while hooting loudly.
"Dude, she broke up with me!"
"Shit man, she say why?"
"No, but it might've had something to do with the monkey job I gave her last night"
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3.
An expression of credulity or moderate odium towards an object or person, typically unrelated to primates and/or occupations
You dumbass monkey job, get it right next time before I sodomize you with a hedge trimmer.
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