Monkey Jumped

What is Monkey Jumped?

Instead of throwing an arm around a girl you throw your whole body on her and you go in for a kiss with your tongue out and mouth wide open

Dirk monkey jumped Kelly in Ryan's kitchen in front of everyone.

See grope, grab, cop a feel

Teker

1. Individual with delusional thoughts as to the grandeur of his reproductive organs. From the Grecian words “Tek” for wang and “Err” for ..

Your Mothers Twappas

1. The long dangly things between your mothers legs. Lee: Where were you last night Ryan? Ryan: Ehh, I was playing with your mothers twap..

*<:-)

1. The symbols of Santa Claus in a text message. "Merry Christmas *<:-)" See texting, christmas, 0:-), message, xmas..

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