Monkey Junky

What is Monkey Junky?

A male/female who gets sexual gratification from the hairier members of the opposite sex.

Bob is a bit of a monkey junky, he took one look at her matted hairy crotch and couldn't resist driving in

Korny Slap

1. The act of slapping someone in the face with an overly large breast, with the intent of making a loud slapping noise and leaving a bruis..

Vanderhoof

1. Usually refers to the first shit taken in the morning. A very large shit. Also called a Vanderhoof Dude, did you see the size of that V..

Gossett

1. cooter your mom has a nice Gossett See gossett, mom, your, cooter, nice..

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