Monkey Junky

What is Monkey Junky?

A male/female who gets sexual gratification from the hairier members of the opposite sex.

Bob is a bit of a monkey junky, he took one look at her matted hairy crotch and couldn't resist driving in

Fare To Middleton

1. A Manchester version of the phrase "fair to middilin'", Middleton being a town in north Manchester. As used on Coronation..

Balls Of Jericho

1. The Balls of Jericho is a sex act of biblical proportion. A man squats over a woman, facing her feet, and inserts his penis in her mouth..

Astronaut Suit

1. This is not correlating to the actual scientific term in any way, shape, or form. This is strictly slang I originated for other purposes..

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