What is Monkey Mitt?
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to abuse, misuse, overuse, destroy, or handle carelessly
overuse: "who the hell keeps monkey mitting all the damn toilet paper?"
mishandle: "Quit monkey mitting shit before you break something!"
abuse/destroy: "That bitch was monkey mitting the remote and now I have to walk to the damn tv!"
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