Monkey Mitts

What is Monkey Mitts?

An alternative format for playing edward forty handswhere you drink brass monkeysinstead of regular forties.

"Hey Joe the Plumber, let's play forty hands tonight."

"Nah, John. Let's play monkey mitts."

See edward forty hands, forty hands, brass monkey, brass monkeys

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