Monkey Monitor

What is Monkey Monitor?

a person that observes and critiques the vaginal area of a female homo-sapien. then gives a report of their findings

The monkey monitor gave a fat ass report on those females in the club

Turtle's Itching The Cotton

1. When you have to shit so bad it is poking out into your underwear Uh oh, I better hurry to the toilet, the turtle is itching the cotton..

Qmfff

1. used to expression the liking of a guy over a girl in most case it is rarely used to imply the opposite. it is also used a delusional mo..

Sognard

1. Verb What a beach dog shakes off on you. When a beach dog shakes off his surf water on you. (Taken from MTV) 1. Watch that dog, he&a..

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