Monkey Monitor

What is Monkey Monitor?

a person that observes and critiques the vaginal area of a female homo-sapien. then gives a report of their findings

The monkey monitor gave a fat ass report on those females in the club

Mat Sav

1. the living example of a wasteman. A person, who has no reason for being on this world, and was such a blantent MISTAKE ! his opening co..

Skid Marks

1. A line of fecal matter in your underwear that varies in thickness from thin to meaty. Usually a result of poor asswiping skills. "..

Shitnuts

1. When you wipe back to front, and get poop on your ballbag. I got shitnuts now i have to pick it off with a Q-tip. See Moose 2. half-..

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