Monkey Night

What is Monkey Night?

a night of rampant evolution type activities.

some include:

*pin the condom on the lesbian teacher

*find fleas in eachother's fur

*pick who moves on in natural selection

*watermelon dancing contest

*bobbing for pickles

shit...you're a homo habilus?!?! you beat the neanderthals

ahh man, i grew a tail

Jombat

1. a jewish wombat damn jombat ate my shoe See wombat, jew, big, nose, poo..

Fob Off

1. To dismiss (lie about) an underlying issue with something easier to explain. She didn't buy the 'just a check-up' fob of..

Chronological

1. Adj. - Derived from the word "chronic" - Often used in describing nights of excessive drinking. 1) Of a nature that is chroni..

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