Monkey Night

What is Monkey Night?

a night of rampant evolution type activities.

some include:

*pin the condom on the lesbian teacher

*find fleas in eachother's fur

*pick who moves on in natural selection

*watermelon dancing contest

*bobbing for pickles

shit...you're a homo habilus?!?! you beat the neanderthals

ahh man, i grew a tail

Zunki

1. casual sex with someone who you've loved before im sure there are many but im sure you get the gist..

Knocking

1. talking down, disrespecting, degrating in a nice way I aint knocking your lexus but my caddy will smoke ya.. or your shoes are gay, ..

Quochtear

1. After a girl has diarrhea a drip of poo slides down her gooch into her vagina causeing a brown tear. I was eating out Laura last night ..

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