Monkey Night

What is Monkey Night?


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a night of rampant evolution type activities.

some include:

*pin the condom on the lesbian teacher

*find fleas in eachother's fur

*pick who moves on in natural selection

*watermelon dancing contest

*bobbing for pickles

shit...you're a homo habilus?!?! you beat the neanderthals

ahh man, i grew a tail


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