Monkey On A Bicycle

What is Monkey On A Bicycle?

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An inconspicuous phrase that gets one out of dangerous situations.

Avalon: (walking down a dark ally, probly on some sort of pill, and most likley (scratch that definitely LIKLEY) stumbling to her car. She see's a guy in the corner (most likley a black guy..this is la) He starts to brisk walk towerd her.

Avalon: (Starts to shout, then begins to scream and cry...probably very dramitcally)DEAR GOD, MONKEY ON A BICYCLE!!! MONKEY ON A BICYCLE...MONKEY ON A FUCKING BICYCLE.

Ally guy(probably black):Um, Mam?. You dropped your wallet.

Avalon:KICK TO THE SHINS!!! Begins to wabble away.

See dramatic, crazy, monkey, danger, help, cop
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