What is Monkey On A Bicycle?
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An inconspicuous phrase that gets one out of dangerous situations.
Avalon: (walking down a dark ally, probly on some sort of pill, and most likley (scratch that definitely LIKLEY) stumbling to her car. She see's a guy in the corner (most likley a black guy..this is la) He starts to brisk walk towerd her.
Avalon: (Starts to shout, then begins to scream and cry...probably very dramitcally)DEAR GOD, MONKEY ON A BICYCLE!!! MONKEY ON A BICYCLE...MONKEY ON A FUCKING BICYCLE.
Ally guy(probably black):Um, Mam?. You dropped your wallet.
Avalon:KICK TO THE SHINS!!! Begins to wabble away.
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When one has a lot of work to do. Similar to knee deep.
I am up to my chin right now in pointless school work. If one more thing gets..
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the shirt in your wardrobe that hangs in the closet with dust on the shoulders that waits until you need to make a good first impression..
