Monkey Paper

What is Monkey Paper?

A document fraudulently signed by an able-bodied person claiming a disability for the purposes of getting a helper monkey

"Don't sign no monkey papers" - Lady Gaga

See monkey, paper, document, animal, business

Acid Snatch

1. A term for the vagina of a woman with one or several STD's. "Jane has had sex with so many guys she's probably got acid ..

Knob Rot

1. a disabilitating disease inflicted upon a mans purple headed warrior, often carried by ugly fat tarts, and transmitted during sexual act..

Fuckdamnit

1. A charming alternative to Goddamnit. Fuckdamnit Matt, you are the stupidest person in the world.. See fuck it, fuckdammit..

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