What is Monkey Poo?
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The little stubby bit of banana flesh which pulls out / breaks off of one end of the banana; it’s harder than normal, and often has a small thread dangling from it.
The use of the term "monkey poo" has resulted in many a child wasting a substantial amount of the banana for fear of eating the "icky" part.
"Don't eat that part of the banana, that's the monkey poo"
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2.
A delicious snack often served at parties as a side for the wonderful chinese dish,
pork rinds taste like monkey poo.
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3.
A phrase when mouthed to some one (your girl) looks like you are saying "i love you". When you finally get busted and she accuses you of lying, you can honestly say you didnt.
When you mouth (and make sure you dont utter a sound while you do this) this to your girl it appears as if you are telling her, "I love you."
"monkey poo" mouthed
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