Monkey Pounding

What is Monkey Pounding?

1. Obviously, male masturbation

2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.

3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.

Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?

Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?

Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!

Kevin: Kule!

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Effen

1. the politically correct way of using the f word. That movie was effen long! 2. A euphemistic substitute for fucking. I don't be..

Chatty-mcchat-chat

1. an adjective describing unnecessary chatty-ness I was creeping on their wall to wall and she was all chatty-mcchat-chat See flirty, in..

Iccl

1. I could care less/ I couldn't care less (context dependant) Sarah: YOu know, my sis an her kid will be visiting us tomorrow, and i..

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