Monkey Pounding

What is Monkey Pounding?

1. Obviously, male masturbation

2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.

3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.

Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?

Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?

Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!

Kevin: Kule!

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Zeesh

1. A very respectfull person, often very helpfull in fights, also has exceptionally large penis Call ZEESH Shit u gotta huuge Zeesh See..

Uro

1. A word usually said to a guy or a gal who one finds attractive. Also said to someone who is really fat or someone with a large butt ..

German Facelift

1. Letting a girl grind ur face till it is slightly tightened OMG that fit girl gave me a german facelift, she had been drinking pineapple..

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