Monkey Pounding

What is Monkey Pounding?

1. Obviously, male masturbation

2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.

3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.

Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?

Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?

Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!

Kevin: Kule!

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Donkeyed

1. losing in table tennis in the single digits man that guy just got donkeyed 21-3 See negro, please, jewed, gayed, ping pong..

Ttf

1. used to counter the word "wtf?" It means "that the fuck" pWnzoR was sabered by Padawan. pWnzoR: wtf? Padawan: tt..

Manualist

1. one you loves the fart noise so much they decide to move into a musical career with the sounds of farts. By pressing their hands togeth..

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