Monkey Pounding

What is Monkey Pounding?

1. Obviously, male masturbation

2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.

3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.

Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?

Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?

Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!

Kevin: Kule!

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Queens-nassau Border

1. "paved roads such as the Union Turnpike" THE Union Tnpk? Who the fuck say's "The"? It's Union Turnpike as..

No Dis'

1. no disrespect (intended) Your mom is a m.i.l.f., no dis'. See diss, disrespect, dissed..

You Dumb

1. A term usually used when someone says something they think is funny but it is actually fucking gay. Best used during the akward silence ..

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