Monkey Pounding

What is Monkey Pounding?

1. Obviously, male masturbation

2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.

3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.

Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?

Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?

Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!

Kevin: Kule!

See monkey, pounding, geek, chatroom

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Goon Butter

1. much akin to body chocolate I used so much goon butter last time I went camping. See body, chocolate, camping, creep, margarine..

Knoque

1. A wicked-more awesome-er-est way to think about spelling "Knock" "I think I'm gonna Knoque at the door" "..

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