Monkey Pounding

What is Monkey Pounding?

1. Obviously, male masturbation

2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.

3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.

Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?

Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?

Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!

Kevin: Kule!

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Uncrutchable

1. adj. A girl you can only dream of grinding against. One that is out of your league "That Christine Aguilera is SO uncrutchable&quo..

Clean Head

1. A circumcised male. Instead of picking teams, the guys divided up between CLEAN HEADS and cheese dicks for a game of hoops. See Jonath..

Zaffis

1. a small wanged individual who sucks my friend dean was being such a zaffis the other day. he really needs to grow a pair of nuts. See ..

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