Monkey Pounding

What is Monkey Pounding?

1. Obviously, male masturbation

2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.

3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.

Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?

Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?

Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!

Kevin: Kule!

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Chompin' On The Wooly

1. Oral sex, often associated with lesbians. Those girls were really chompin' on the wooly last night. See oral sex, eating pussy, m..

1. 1. A gangster 2. A thousand dollars 3. A title of endearment 1. Thats a real G. 2. Let me borrow a G. 3. What up, G? 2. Universal..

Emag

1. The inability to attract women. Reverse game. Dude, I have emag. Girls see me, and they love me. Then they talk to me, and they HATE me..

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