Monkey Pounding

What is Monkey Pounding?

1. Obviously, male masturbation

2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.

3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.

Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?

Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?

Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!

Kevin: Kule!

See monkey, pounding, geek, chatroom

Grottenthaler

1. adv:to put an object into a vampire to kill a vampire. It isn't the proper killing procedure. I drove a grottenthaler into the che..

Zupdog

1. Zupdog is a trick to fool your friends. And it's relatively...hilarious. Person A: Dude, what are you and I gonna do to deal with..

Toad Rammer

1. A twenty-something male that enjoys digging up dead bodies, connecting the rectum to the penile canal by using a power drill, and then f..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Monkey Pounding Edit Meaning