Monkey Pounding

What is Monkey Pounding?

1. Obviously, male masturbation

2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.

3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.

Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?

Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?

Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!

Kevin: Kule!

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Valitosis

1. Quite simply, a smelly ass pussy. A twat in dire need of a douche. Damn, that chick Marlenda has a bad case of valitosis. See pussy, ..

Querida

1. ..when u wanna called somebody Darling in spanish.. ..I hope someday u'll feel the same way i did today, Querida... See darling, ..

Foolproof

1. Something that a fool can't mess with Bush proves the constitution isn't foolproof Foolproof, eh? They'll make a better..

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