Monkey Pounding

What is Monkey Pounding?

1. Obviously, male masturbation

2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.

3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.

Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?

Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?

Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!

Kevin: Kule!

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Winnots

1. A little piece of poo that gets cought in the eye of a mans penis from having bum sex.(can get painful if left untreated.) You wont hav..

Twafflin'

1. farting while covered up with your nice fleece blanket Becky and Jenny are always twafflin' after work. See twat, twat waffle, tw..

Realish

1. (adj.)- To exist in actual, externalized reality but ultimately to be fake. Spurious yet believable. Movie sets are realish: they exist..

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