Monkey Pounding

What is Monkey Pounding?

1. Obviously, male masturbation

2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.

3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.

Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?

Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?

Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!

Kevin: Kule!

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Pregnant Fetish

1. Being turned on by pregnant chicks, especially those who are lactating. When both of my hot neighbors were similtaneously pregnant i di..

1. :' A really annoying smiley which can be used as 'huh', 'what' or 'hmm' (<- mostly the last one)..

Melt In Your Mouth

1. Describing a very heavy, sexy kiss from a hott guy/girl. Brad's kiss melts in my mouth. See tashie..

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