Monkey Pounding

What is Monkey Pounding?

1. Obviously, male masturbation

2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.

3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.

Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?

Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?

Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!

Kevin: Kule!

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W2f

1. way to fail usually used after complete failure Son: hey dad im gay Dad: w2f See fail, way, failure, wtf 2. Acronym used in chatti..

W.a.r.

1. An awesome group of people who are right on every term. Hey look, a member of W.A.R., we should respect them because they are right...

L.b.d.f.

1. Looking busy doing fuck-all. Acting busy and officious while accomplishing nothing. Harry was L.B.D.F. as the moderator. See pompous, ..

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