Monkey Pounding

What is Monkey Pounding?

1. Obviously, male masturbation

2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.

3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.

Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?

Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?

Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!

Kevin: Kule!

See monkey, pounding, geek, chatroom

Quick Smart

1. Australian phrase meaning: On the double. Super quick. ASAP. Right now. Without having a wank first. I got attacked by an angry midget ..

Artard

1. A retard as mentioned in South Park. Complete moron, absolute idiot. You are such an artard! 2. An inncorect way to spell /r/-tard w..

Smeans

1. Idiot, or someone wo doesnt have a clue You are such a "smeans " all the time See idiot, clueless, brainless, skretore, wank..

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