Monkey Pounding

What is Monkey Pounding?

1. Obviously, male masturbation

2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.

3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.

Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?

Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?

Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!

Kevin: Kule!

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