What is Monkey Print?
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Incomprehensible, ambiguous, or confusing edits left by idiot mid-level managers on reports done by real experts. Usually just for the sake of leaving some sort of input; very much akin to prints left by a primate.
Damn! That idiot manager in procurement left monkey prints all over my report and now I cannot understand it!
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