Monkey Roll

What is Monkey Roll?

A maneuver where an inebriated person who has fallen attempts to spring to their feet in the same movement, with outrageous results.

Dave ate it in the yard, then tried to monkey roll. He hit the tree.

See drunk, falling, monkey, roll, maneuver

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