What is Monkey Rubber?
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A perverted sexual act, where the individual masturbates whilst watching animals shagging.
This can be done in a zoo
or whilst at home maybe watching porn off the animal variety.
number 1: "Did you hear about Dave?"
number 2: "Yeah i know turns out he's a monkey rubber."
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a small latex cap, resembling a condom, that unrolls over the tip of a caulk tube to prevent it from drying up; also known as a Red Cap
Dammit! Pauly forgot to put a monkey rubber on that expensive tube of elastomeric caulk and now it's gone to shit!
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when you are too drunk to get and maintain an erection during sex, and later have to beat off in the bathroom shamefully in order to avo..
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from Latin: cause for war
a justification or pretext for a declaration of war.
The assassination of Archduke Ferdinand served as a cas..
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The Inviolate one, the Intoccabile
One who knows no fear.
"I slew my own father here 2 years ago, for I am the intoccabile."..
