What is Monkey Rubber?
1.
A perverted sexual act, where the individual masturbates whilst watching animals shagging.
This can be done in a zoo
or whilst at home maybe watching porn off the animal variety.
number 1: "Did you hear about Dave?"
number 2: "Yeah i know turns out he's a monkey rubber."
See
2.
a small latex cap, resembling a condom, that unrolls over the tip of a caulk tube to prevent it from drying up; also known as a Red Cap
Dammit! Pauly forgot to put a monkey rubber on that expensive tube of elastomeric caulk and now it's gone to shit!
See
Random Words:
1.
A stripper, more specifically the individual stripper you end up giving more money to on your trip to Vegas than you spent on your wife&..
1.
An apt mondegreen for Alzheimer's Syndrome.
I think my granny has Old Timer's Syndrome... she keeps calling me "Mr. Roos..
1.
verb: To add funny quotes or expressions to a dossier comprised entirely of said items, to be referred to and chuckled at, at a later da..
