What is Monkey Rubber?
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A perverted sexual act, where the individual masturbates whilst watching animals shagging.
This can be done in a zoo
or whilst at home maybe watching porn off the animal variety.
number 1: "Did you hear about Dave?"
number 2: "Yeah i know turns out he's a monkey rubber."
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2.
a small latex cap, resembling a condom, that unrolls over the tip of a caulk tube to prevent it from drying up; also known as a Red Cap
Dammit! Pauly forgot to put a monkey rubber on that expensive tube of elastomeric caulk and now it's gone to shit!
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Drinking too much at happy hour and then attempting to drive home.
Example 1:
"I hope the cops dont pull me over after these shot..
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Hatin' so hard your mouth becomes dry.
Man when someone comes up, all you do is dry hating. Feels like the desert in this bitch.
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