Monkey Rubber

What is Monkey Rubber?


1.

A perverted sexual act, where the individual masturbates whilst watching animals shagging.

This can be done in a zoo

or whilst at home maybe watching porn off the animal variety.

number 1: "Did you hear about Dave?"

number 2: "Yeah i know turns out he's a monkey rubber."

See monkey, rubber, porn, fetish, sex, animals, funny

2.

a small latex cap, resembling a condom, that unrolls over the tip of a caulk tube to prevent it from drying up; also known as a Red Cap

Dammit! Pauly forgot to put a monkey rubber on that expensive tube of elastomeric caulk and now it's gone to shit!

See rubber, condom, caulk, monkey


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