Monkey Run

What is Monkey Run?


1.

The stupid half-run people do when the crossing signal light goes from green to red as they're crossing the road.

Look at that guy doing a monkey run across the street.

See dash, run, stupid, sprint, skip

2.

A frantic dash, usually from one side of a city to another. Also emergency travel between two countries organised at the last minute to try to prevent something terrible from happening.

Reminiscent of a monkey running on the ground from a predator looking for a safe tree to climb. Arms and legs are usually swinging from side to side and the monkey has a grin of terror on its face.

Monkey runs typically have a success rate of between 30% and 50%.

Sandra suddenly realised that she left the CD-Rom with all the photos in her husbands lap top. If he turned it on the game was up. She decided she would have to do a monkey run to London that night.

See dash, scarper, chimp, race, emergency

3.

When you are masterbating and you are about to unload but you are not near a bathroom and you do not want to make a mess. So you run to the bathroom/toilet holding the end of your penis with one hand and the other hand in the air doing an impression of a monkey.

Oh shit, im about to cum - im gonna have to do a monkey run to the toilet.

See monkey, run, cum, bathroom


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