Monkey Sex

What is Monkey Sex?


1.

The communal act of rough...wild...passionate...primatial fornication. Usually accompanied with various vocal tones and frantic leg hmuping usually seen and heard from orangutans. It is also customary to wear "PLanet of the Apes" costumes in order to successfully portray monkey sex.

Dude, I was SO stoned, that I actually agreed to have monkey sex with this hot chick. *shameless expression* It was nice. ;)

2.

see "monkeylove"; primitive, animalistic, jungle-like lovemaking

we made sweet monekylove

3.

the spontaneous and uncontrolled display of unashamed public fornication.

"Just after we met we were so attracted to each other that we just ripped off our clothes and had Wild Monkey Sex!"

See fornication, frigid, instant gratification, naked

4.

The joyful and tiresome act of sexual intercourse while hanging from the monkey bars.

Babe, my abs and arms are so sore from all of that monkey sex last night.

See sex, boomtown, monkey bone, swinging, fuckin

5.

what a lot of french and canadian people have every day

that frenchman does great monkey sex

See Towelie

6.

Sex with a monkey.

I had Monkey Sex last night.


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