Monkey Shooter

What is Monkey Shooter?


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A bazooka like gun used to rapidly fire primates at enemies; preferably fired at Vanilla Ice, and Donny Osmond.

Example: On top of the Rockies, all covered with shale, I whacked Donny Osmond, with a monkey tail.

It strangled him quickly, no evidence left, I went to his car, and committed grand theft.

I was off to Vanilla, that one guy who has no ladies, because he has sucked, since the 1980’s.

I saw him on Melrose, his hair 5 miles from his head, I pulled out my shooter, and now he is dead.


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