Monkey Shuffle

What is Monkey Shuffle?


1.

A "dance" that amounts to little more than standing in one place, making erratic movements meant to be suggestive, which instead make you look like you are coming in your pants.

If a monkey were convinced to dance, but not taught how to, his movements would be similar to a person performing the monkey shuffle.

Shelly: Is he trying to impress us?

Candy: It looks like he's having sex with an invisible, vertical couch.

Shelly: Can the monkey shuffle really be that physically demanding that he should be sweating?

Candy: I'm expecting my dad to show up and join in.

Shelly: We should stop. I'm beginning to think he's actually... you know, mentally challenged.

Candy: Is that... Drool? Why won't he stop looking at us?

Shelly: Oh my god, Candy, we need to get out of here right now!

Candy: Let me get my purse!

Shelly: LEAVE IT! JUST LEAVE IT BEHIND!

See dance, mental retardation, premature ejaculation, The Great Pumpkin


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