What is Monkey Slap?
1.
when someone shits in their own hand and slaps the victim in the face so that the poo make a splat noise and covers the whole victim's face.
the word derives from the way monkeys at the zoo poop in their own hand and throw it at their enemies.
dude, when that bitch falls asleep i'm going to give him a monkey slap.
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2.
While having sex doggy style, pull out, then smack the receiving person on the ass with your foot without removing your hands from their waist. Re-insert and continue.
The name is derived from a monkey's foot.
How'd you slap my ass? Both of your hands are on my waist.
Monkey slap, baby, monkey slap.
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3.
A swift loose open handed slap applied to the top of someones head with a loose armed downward motion.
The bitch looked at me funny. So I monkey slapped her.
4.
A backhanded slap in the vagina.
Tim monkey slapped Shirley, and she couldn't pee for two days.
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