What is Monkey Smalls?
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An obese man who resides in Islip, NY. He wears valour jump suits and a beret worn foward similiar to the late great Notorious Biggy Smalls.
His face resembles that of an orange bearded monkey, hence Monkey Smalls.
On a recent trip to Giant Stadium, a drunk Russian girl yelled out "Hey look! There is Monkey Smalls!!"
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