What is Monkey Sock?
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a sports sock that is placed over the males erect phalice so not to spray his body with sticky white love piss and cut down on cleaning time. It helps as an extra time saver when having a danger wank!
mum: why is this sock so stiff billy!
billy: (embarrased) it's my monkey sock!
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Random Words:
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The act of slipping ones three middle fingers into the crack of another person withh full force while saying "jabooty hook"
b..
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Worthy of being ignored.
The girls refused to acknowledge his ignorcious comments as they were patently assinine...
