Monkey Sock

What is Monkey Sock?


1.

a sports sock that is placed over the males erect phalice so not to spray his body with sticky white love piss and cut down on cleaning time. It helps as an extra time saver when having a danger wank!

mum: why is this sock so stiff billy!

billy: (embarrased) it's my monkey sock!

See mike


33

Random Words:

1. This is a way to express a happiness, or a excited way to say, hell yeah! w00tiz, I just scored some fucking drugs See Brian..
1. Short for Wake and Bake, which is the process of smoking a bowl or marijuana in general in the morning before going to work, school, etc..
1. 1-that awesome guitarist that makes the high pitched noises from Kill Hannah 2-awesome guy with a cool nose, cool hair, and wears size ..
Book Banner