What is Monkey Sock?
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a sports sock that is placed over the males erect phalice so not to spray his body with sticky white love piss and cut down on cleaning time. It helps as an extra time saver when having a danger wank!
mum: why is this sock so stiff billy!
billy: (embarrased) it's my monkey sock!
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When giving a guy head, right before he's about to come, bite his dick.
That guy was an asshole so i gave him a charlie chomper!
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The act of getting laid after a heavy night of drinking.
Tonight I feel like a little Intoxifornication. We are going to get shitfaced ..
