What is Monkey Sock?
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a sports sock that is placed over the males erect phalice so not to spray his body with sticky white love piss and cut down on cleaning time. It helps as an extra time saver when having a danger wank!
mum: why is this sock so stiff billy!
billy: (embarrased) it's my monkey sock!
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a gentleman who prefers younger, barely legal sexual partners.
well, aren't you quite the jailbait joe...
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A very bad odor.
Ferin farted and it stunk worse than a French Sock.
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