Monkey Sock

What is Monkey Sock?


1.

a sports sock that is placed over the males erect phalice so not to spray his body with sticky white love piss and cut down on cleaning time. It helps as an extra time saver when having a danger wank!

mum: why is this sock so stiff billy!

billy: (embarrased) it's my monkey sock!

See mike


33

Random Words:

1. Wrestling move made famous by Hulk Hogan. The Hogan Leg Drop is performed after kicking your opponent in the face, knocking them out fl..
1. Something, or some person performing an action in precise manner as expected by another party. Being on time or in the correct place. ..
1. someone who is easily controlled, offers very little resistance to what someone else wants to do, and backs down easily "Carrie is..