Monkey Spakle

What is Monkey Spakle?

A. When a monkey spuges on the shower to re do the caulking.

B. High velocity, clumpy male ejaculation after prolonged periods of penis disuse.

C. When you can't jack off unless a girl is making monkey noises.

D. Bananna Flavored Cum

When you run out of caulk all you have is monkey spakle.

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