What is Monkey Spam?
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The emails you get from friends and associates that say you that you must forward the email to everyone you know on the entire G-d damn planet because it is just ohhhh so cute/moving/funny/will make you fabulously wealthy/give you good karma/no I don't know what asinine means, why do you ask?
See also: Chain Mail
See also: Infinite monkey theorem
Received some monkey spam today. The first line said, "If you read this, you WILL forward it on. You just won't be able to stop yourself." I bet I can!
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Office code for quick sex with a new love interest.
Sex that didn't last long.
Coworker #1: So did you make coffee
Coworker #2: ..
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The act or practice of driving around in the country aimlessly, smoking bowl after bowl of pot with your buddies.
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