Monkey Spam

What is Monkey Spam?


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The emails you get from friends and associates that say you that you must forward the email to everyone you know on the entire G-d damn planet because it is just ohhhh so cute/moving/funny/will make you fabulously wealthy/give you good karma/no I don't know what asinine means, why do you ask?

See also: Chain Mail

See also: Infinite monkey theorem

Received some monkey spam today. The first line said, "If you read this, you WILL forward it on. You just won't be able to stop yourself." I bet I can!

See chain mail, pita, clutter, spam


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