Monkey Spank

What is Monkey Spank?

1.

Male masturbation.

"I have some extra time...for a monkey spank!"

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2.

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A guy who wastes his time spending hours playing playstation or spanking his monkey (masterbating).

Erika: "Sean, why are you being such a monkey spank? You've been playing playstation for fucking hours! Why don't you do some homework or hang out with your girlfriend?"

See loser, fucktard, sos, stuck on stupid, retard, fuckoff

3.

A derogatory remark, usually directed toward a male.

"Greg is such a monkey spank."

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4.

Male siemen, male fluid

She had monkey spank all over face.

See cum, jack off juice, hair gel, protien shake

5.

A total jack-off idiot

jeff's doin the monkey spank in the bathroom

6.

A man who enjoys masturbating to the mating calls of animals.

Johnny is such a monkey spank.

See Marc

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