Monkey Splitters

What is Monkey Splitters?


1.

a pair of shorts that are very short and tight such that the material is basically crammed into the folds of the vulva, nearly synonymous with "daisy dukes"

did you see that chick wearing those monkey splitters?

See camel toe, vulva, split


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