What is Monkey Storm?
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Noun- A form of masturbation. Accomplished by putting three flying monkeys in a clear plexiglass radio station wind booth used for cash grab events. You then cover your naked body with a gallon of Wesson oil, then step inside and turn on the machine.
With those monkeys swirling around your oily body, you will climax in no time.
Kevin used to masturbate with olive oil and uncooked cookie dough until Pete taught how to have a monkey storm.
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